So anyways, on my way back up to midtown, my phone rings and it's my cousin so of course I answer it because she is on her way to NYC the following weekend and we have to get some details sorted and such. Last I remember is when I answered the phone I put my keys, which I had in my hands the whole time, in my pocket. So then I am all talking for about 10 minutes and when I hang up, I am for sure in a real good mood, because I am excited my cousin is coming for a visit! So I reach into my pocket and fuckin' hell, my keys are not there! And then child I reach around and find there is a hole in my pocket! Fuck!!!!! So I get into my building and go to my neighbors to see if I can crawl from his window onto the fire escape and just hopefully, hopefully, get to our bedroom window and open it and vuoila, I am in my apt. So after taking my neighbor's ac unit out of the window and crawling to the fire escape I try to push the window up and of course it is locked!! And then child I remember Jamie telling me "Make sure you keep the window to the fire escape locked so no one can break in." Yep.
So what do I end up doing you ask? I end up retracing my steps and scour with my phone flashlight the whole 4 miles of terrain that I ran on the east river! Mind you it's about midnight when I start to do this. Oh and did I mention my boyfriend, Jamie, is in India for two weeks and his keys are in the apartment on his dresser!? Ay ay ay. So then child, I never find the keys and by the time I make it back to my apartment and call a locksmith, It's 2:30 in the fucking morning, and I have a 9:00 meeting on a job site (I'm an Designer and Project Architect). So when Mr. Locksmith Rip Off shows up, its 3:30 in the morning now and there is homeboy drilling through my old lock and retrofitting me with a new one. Hundreds of dollars later and finally in my apartment, I take a shower, and go to bed at 4:30! Fucking hell I tell you....
So basically the moral of the story is, well you have 4 choices:
A. Always have a spare set of keys at your office or with a friend.
B. Don't lose your keys while your boyfriend is out of town.
C. Don't wear running shorts with a hole in the pocket.
D. Don't go running at night while your boyfriend is out of town..
And the downfall continues! More to come..........................Child
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